Romeo and Juliet

MAN I WAS IN LOVE WITH ROMEO AND JULIET!!!

so, I wrote my favorite Quotes Down Here. and I tried to translate it into the new English language.
(yeah! I translated it!! I know!! amazing right?? Amazed?? NO???? MBEEEEEEEE dalem bgt.)

Juliet : If they saw this, they will murdered us.
Romeo : I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes. except you loved me, let them find me here.
My life were better ended by their hate than death prorogued, wanting of your love.
[they kiss]
Juliet : O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that your love prove likewise variable.
Romeo : What should I swear by?
Juliet : Do not swear at all. Or if you will, swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe this.

HOW ROMANTIC!!!

Romeo: My love, my wife, death that hath sucked the honey of your breath, that had no power yet upon your beauty, you art not conquered. Beauty's ensign yet is crimson in your lips and in your cheeks, and death's pale flag is not advanced there. Dear Juliet, why are you yet so fair? Should I believe that unsubstantial death is amorous, and keeps we here in dark to be his paramour? [takes Juliet's ring from around his neck and puts it on her finger and kisses] Oh here will I set up my everlasting rest. And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world-wearied flesh. Eyes look your last, Arms take your last embrace. And lips, O you the doors of breath seal with a righteous kiss... A dateless bargain to engrossing death.
Juliet: Romeo. Oh Romeo, what's here? Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after. I will kiss your lips. Hopefully some poison do hang on them. Your lips are warm.
Romeo: Thus with a kiss...I die.
(they kiss)

NAJIS!! GUE NANGISS!!

fave of all...

death that hath sucked the honey of your breath, that had no power yet upon thy(your) beauty

-Romeo

THE COOLEST!!! WHOO!!! LOVE SHAKESPEARE!! LOVE ROMEO AND JULIET!!!